to diet or not to diet?

I'm on a diet. or not. I'm just cutting down. Diets are overrated. They don't work unless you're sick. And if you're not sick and you're on a diet, then you'll just binge once your diet is over and you'll end up with a lower metabolism rate and more food in your body than before you started the diet. 

My diet worked for the first week because I was sick so I wasn't hungry. But now that I'm getting better, I'm starving. I need to tweak my diet plan but would that mean my diet is failing? 

I used to not eat lunch, but now, I'll just eat some lunch and some dinner. I mean, if i don't eat lunch, i'll probably binge during dinner anyway. Okay, I realize I sound like I'm trying to rationalize my breaking my diet. But really, it works better this way. It's not a diet, it's cutting down. 

Actually, with the food in school in the sad state it is, it's not going to be hard not to eat lunch. 

Now, just so I don't sound like some vapid narcissist in this post, I shall add a quote that I think makes alot of sense. 

"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."

                                         - chuck palahniuk