what the world can do without

We all know jose has a reputation for his inexplicably perfect english. Here's a glimpse of the catastrophe that would unfold if he decided to start speaking in Singlish. 

Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:42:17 PM)

y0uuu sTtuuuup11d g1rLx lolxlxlx
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:42:25 PM)
lolxzxzxz
mary says: (8:42:32 PM)
JOSE
mary says: (8:42:34 PM)
I'M CRINGING.
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:42:47 PM)
I l1kez dat oso cAnn0T!
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:42:55 PM)
h0w com aHH?
mary says: (8:43:00 PM)
i thought you were normal jose.
mary says: (8:43:03 PM)
i guess i was wrong
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:43:53 PM)
lolxzxzxz
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:43:59 PM)
maaybiii
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:44:17 PM)
I cute cute or nooottt?
mary says: (8:44:34 PM)
oh yes, jose. just perfectly adorable.
mary says: (8:44:43 PM)
*note the sarcasm please*
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:45:11 PM)
aiy00
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:45:17 PM)
d0nt be so bAd laaa
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:45:22 PM)
can onnot?
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:45:33 PM)
hahaxzxz
Inopportune moments come but too many too many in a lifetime... says: (8:45:35 PM)
sianzz

Thank goodness Jose speaks english.