Dedicated to Sid

Sid insists that i post this on my blog.

the indian on a mission says: (8:04:28 PM)
i will move to the right
mary says: (8:04:33 PM)
okay okay
the indian on a mission says: (8:04:34 PM)
then the left relaxes
mary says: (8:04:34 PM)
STOP
mary says: (8:04:38 PM)
good GOD
the indian on a mission says: (8:04:38 PM)
then i move to the left
the indian on a mission says: (8:04:42 PM)
and the right relaxes
mary says: (8:04:46 PM)
okay
mary says: (8:04:48 PM)
STOP
the indian on a mission says: (8:04:49 PM)
then i feel immediate pleasure
the indian on a mission says: (8:04:56 PM)
and then i ride the rest of the way back
mary says: (8:04:58 PM)
TMIGD
the indian on a mission says: (8:05:11 PM)
i had to stop and feel my buttcheeks to see if they were still there
mary says: (8:05:22 PM)
*suffocates and dies*
the indian on a mission says: (8:05:25 PM)
oh soryr, didn't see your messages, concentrating on the moment
mary says: (8:05:38 PM)
*remains dead*
the indian on a mission says: (8:05:50 PM)
*poke*
the indian on a mission says: (8:05:55 PM)
no movement
the indian on a mission says: (8:06:10 PM)
*crowds yell in triumph and happiness*
mary says: (8:06:19 PM)
______________________________
the indian on a mission says: (8:06:27 PM)
*pokes again*
the indian on a mission says: (8:06:33 PM)
IT'S OKAY! SHE'S STILL DEAD
the indian on a mission says: (8:06:52 PM)
*crowd lets out a sigh of relief and begins to build a prye*
the indian on a mission says: (8:06:57 PM)
pyre*
mary says: (8:07:04 PM)
I'M ALIVE
mary says: (8:07:05 PM)
ASS
the indian on a mission says: (8:07:19 PM)
ain't i funny in the spur of the moment
the indian on a mission says: (8:07:29 PM)
LOL

hahaha :P